Everybody loves clowns. They make us laugh and smile, and even scream out into the night when they invade our dreams turning them into nightmares. Now you, too, can become what nightmares are made of with the Demented Smiling Clown Mask. This white-faced clown mask is bald with the perfect painted-on eye brows that any woman who self-grooms would die for. Blue eye shadow that highlights two vacant eye sockets that nonetheless engage you and pierce your soul. A wide grin that reveals razor sharp teeth–perfect for eviscerating human prey. And the requisite bright red clown nose: does it make a honking noise when squeezed? Get close enough to find out.